So, last night I had a bad sexual experience. Yeah, I know, it's been a long time since I've had sex, and that's why I'm so pissed that I had to have such a shitty intercourse after all this time. So, I went out with Mike and Megan R. to Jessica's and we got a little f+++++ up and I passes out. When I awoke, I found some kid all over me. I found out later his name was brad, but anyways, we just started going at it (Hey, I was horny!) and he ends up finnishing in like 2 minutes flat while I'm left there sexually frustrated on the couch.
Well, just thought I'd share, if anyone could offer me better love, do it. It won't be that hard to get with me as I think you might have gathered from this little excerpt of my life.